Watch It, Skip It, or Rent It

Here we give you our prognostications on the film’s opening this week. It’s like Rotten Tomatoes, but for the even more ADD set.

 

G-Force: Anyone else aware that this wasn’t a prono? Yeah, it’s for the kids, but seems to have enough bathroom humor to keep the adults entertained. Skip golf for a day and take the kids to a matinee See It

 

The Ugly Truth: Stereotypical romantic comedy starring the dude from 300 and the chick from Knocked Up and Grey’s Anatomy. It’s as if they didn’t want to spring for McConaughy or Hudson to be in their piece of crap that our girlfriends will eventually subject us all to. Definitely Skip It

 

Orphan: Scary kid yada yada. Same crap as a million other movies, yada yada. Saragaard, wait it still sucks, yada yada. Skip It

 

The Answer Man: Looks okayish. Lauren Graham’s either strangely hot (Bad Santa) or trying too hard (Because I Said So). Rolling the dice with this Rent It

 

In the Loop: Very well received critically. The cast is intriguing as well. Unfortunately we’ll have to wait to see it here in the flyovers. See It